YDP sends Hejduk to Cleveland

Cleveland (CP) Twelve hours after defeating the expansion Falcons 6-1, YDP called a new conference where they are expected to announce the trading of Milan Hejduk to the Cleveland Falcons. Hejduk was traded to YDP just 15 days ago from the Waterloo Thundercats, his tenure with YDP lasted only 3 games where he played 51 minutes and recorded, 2 assists and a plus 2 rating. The details of the trade sees YDP give up some scoring in hopes of keeping more pucks out of their net. ‘It was never our intention to trade Milan, but you need to give something to get something.’ ‘Milan will be missed but I’m very excited about getting the quality players like Rob Niedermayer, Mikael Renberg and Ryan Getzlaf in return,’ said GM Wong. ‘We’ll do our best to sign Rob to a long term contract this off season.’ YDP fans will see the new look Penetrators in three days as they face the Straphangers of Albany.

Ima Dumass (CP)