YDP sends Hejduk to Cleveland

Cleveland (CP) Twelve hours after defeating the expansion Falcons 6-1, YDP called a new conference where they are expected to announce the trading of Milan Hejduk to the Cleveland Falcons. Hejduk was traded to YDP just 15 days ago from the Waterloo Thundercats, his tenure with YDP lasted only 3 games where he played 51 minutes and recorded, 2 assists and a plus 2 rating. The details of the trade sees YDP give up some scoring in hopes of keeping more pucks out of their net. ‘It was never our intention to trade Milan, but you need to give something to get something.’ ‘Milan will be missed but I’m very excited about getting the quality players like Rob Niedermayer, Mikael Renberg and Ryan Getzlaf in return,’ said GM Wong. ‘We’ll do our best to sign Rob to a long term contract this off season.’ YDP fans will see the new look Penetrators in three days as they face the Straphangers of Albany.

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Shockwaves in Yellowknife

Yellowknife (CP) In a shocking move the Calder Division leading YDP has just traded away Miro Satan who holds franchise mark for most points in a single season. Satan along with Ordinary Joe Sakic formed one of the most dangerous combinations in the RHL. The two terrorized goalie last season finishing 3rd and 4th respectively in conference scoring. ‘This was a total shock,’ said Satan, ‘I want to thank the organization for their confidence in me and I wish them all the best.’ Satan along with Derek Morris, Alexander Suglobov, David Hale and cash was dealt to the Waterloo Thundercats for Milan Hejduk and Brad Boyes. ‘Derek has done everything we’ve asked of him,’ said Wong, ‘but you need to give up something to get something in return.’ Sources close to the negotiations admitted that Morris was a key part of this deal. ‘As sad as we are to lose quality players in Miro, Derek, Alex and David, we felt the additions of Milan and Brad would really help solidify this team for years to come,’ said Wong. The addition of Hejduk completes the Avalanche line of Tanguay, Sakic & Hejduk. ‘I’m sad to see Miro go, we had great chemistry,’ said Sakic, ‘but Milan, Alex and I are brothers from different mothers it won’t take us long to rekindle our chemistry.’ In addition to this trade, YDP has also signed Mike Leclerc to a one year contract at the league minimum.

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